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| User: | notdavyjones (1005629) |
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| Name: | Look At Me Breasts! | |||||
| Website: | the official site of the bloke who claims to be me | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1945-12-30 | |||||
| E-mail: | emr74@msn.com | |||||
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| Bio: | Disclaimer: This is not the real journal of Davy Jones. Don't take any of it seriously. Mr. Jones, please don't sue me! Ello! I'm sure all you lovely people remember me from the hit television show and multiplatinum selling pop group, The Monkees. I was the little fella, the one that all the birds fancied. Really, they did. Some people say I didn't contribute much to the group, but they're just jealous cos they can't play maracas as good as I can! Anyway, I'm a bleedin cultural icon, I am! I mean, where do you think Axl Rose got his dance moves from? And Paul McCartney wishes 'e was half as cute as me. *grumble* I give and I give and I never get any respect. It's cos I'm short, innit? Well, you're just lucky I decided to share my many talents with you all-- I coulda been a jockey, ya know! Then you wouldn't have any of my captivatingly catchy tunes like "Changes" and "War Games" (I'm still pissed at Bobby Dylan for trying to pass that off as his!)to download onto your mp3 players, which is yet another example of how the world rips me off. Rhino owes me billions damnit! They'd be nowhere without the Monkees and the Monkees would be nowhere without me!! I am the king! And I'm god! And I have breasts! And Marcia Brady loves me! | |||||
| Interests: | 20: bathing in salad, being bitter, breasts, broadway, frodis, girls, gnomes, head, horses, maracas, marcia brady, micky dolenz, mike nesmith, monkees, oliver, peter tork, shower of love, starry eyes, tambourines, trolls | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 3: captain_flannel, jandrewworld, jpaulmccartney | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
